President Biden... A Few of His Favorite Things

Chocolate Chip. And no mint, thank you very much. And if he has his druthers, it's going to be Jeni's Ice Cream out of Ohio. Jeni's is a big Biden backer. The White House spends money on Jeni's Ice Cream like Halston did on orchids. Tens of thousands of dollars. He don't eat it all. They ship out pints as gifts. He likes their Salted Peanut Butter with Chocolate Flecks. They make lots of fancy combos. Brandied Banana Crème Brûlée. Goat Cheese with Red Cherries. See more: http://bit.ly/JenisFlavors. Biden loves to eat Italian food too. Angel Hair Pomodoro with a Caprese salad, followed by a raspberry sorbet. That's on his speaking engagement rider, anyway. He likes to eat his wife Jill's Parmesan Chicken with rigatoni. And Dagwood sandwiches and pussy and scrambled eggs with ketchup. And peanut butter. He works out, so he loves his orange Gatorade. And like Trump, Biden likes Diet Coke too. He just doesn't have a secret button for it. But, yeah, Biden likes brains. Your brains. Your salted brains with chocolate flecks. So lock your doors at night. Get a doorbell cam.