Daytona Whee-Lo Project Announced

DAYTONA BEACH - The Volusia County Council Tuesday unveiled plans to build the world's first Whee-Lo Farm. Beginning in August 2016, construction breaks wind on The Daytona Magnetic Project, in which 40 giant magnetic walking wheels will be used to generate electric power for thousands of county residents.

"Whee-Lo energy consumes no fuel and emits no air pollution," said County Vice Chair Zero Finesse, "however the process is so boring that wheel platform technicians will be able to monitor activity for only a few minutes at a time."

To subsidize the inevitable "down" times, said Finesse, future plans call for the addition of several giant Slinky's.