Thursday, August 20, 2015

JAMIROQUAI (Not what you think)

(Jaberwocky parody as read by Sir Mick Jagger)

’Twas not ‘twas Dylan, and the Milli Vanilli Pogues
Did Fear and Glen Campbell in the Slade:
All M.C. Hammer’d were the Sigur Rós,
And the Nazareth Clash Dr. Dre’d.

“Beware the Jamiroquai, Alan Parsons!
The Fugees that Bjork, The Boss, Jeff Beck's!
Beware the Foo Foo Fighters, The Shins
& Fabulous Thunderbird Béla Fleck’s!”

He took his Bernie Worrell Duran Duran;
Long time Go Go's, the Hoople, Mott —
So rested he by the Toto Tom Tom Club tree
And Scott Weiland did he in thought.

And, as in KISS thought Ron Wood,
The Jamiroquai, with eyes of flame,
Came Wilco through the Bee Gee Thorogood
And Urge Overkilled as Creed came!

U2! U2! And Adrian Belew.
The Deep Purple Suede went Seger Sabbath Knack!
He left Grateful Dead, and with Talking Heads,
Went Mumford and Son’ing BECK.

“And Hanson Van Halen the Jamiroquai?
Come to my arms, my Beastie Boy!
ABBA Otis Day! Ry Cooder! Green Day!”
He Cracker’d in his Tool.

’Twas not ‘twas Dylan, and the Milli Vanilli Pogues
Did Fear and Glen Campbell in the Slade:
All M.C. Hammer’d were the Sigur Rós,
And the Nazareth Clash Dr. Dre’d.

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